Monday, August 11, 2014

Front End Engineers

Position: Front End Engineers

Company: Totango

Location: Tel-Aviv

Description:

Our CEO fired the VP of HR as he was unable to read the below job description. We are coders, hackers and UI freaks, and we’re growing our team. Come join us!

var skill_sets = {
JavaScript : ['Ninja!','Rock Star','Just really good at it'], // Pick one.
FrontEnd : ['html5', 'css3', 'jquery' , 'responsive-design'],
MVC : ['Ember','Angular','Backbone','other...'], // Must know at least one. We work with Ember.js (and love it)!
Creativity : ['Must!!!'],
You : ['are a team player','write clean reusable MVC code','see projects through end to end']
};

var bonus_points = {
Libraries : ['highcharts','d3','bootstrap','jQuery UI','handlebars'],
TDD : ['qUnit','Selenium'],
CSS : ['LESS','SASS'],
// We have a dedicated backend team , but we like having full stackers on our front end who understand entire processes
BigData : ['Elastic search','hadoop'],
DB : ['mySql','mongoDB'],
Others : ['Node.js','Wordpress','PHP','spring','ec2','s3']
};

var we_give = {
Benefits : ['options', 'competitive salary','perks','chance to change the world!'],
Macs : ['Mac Book Pro','Mac Book Air'],
Phone : ['iPhone','Android'],
Food : ['10Bis','kitchen stocked with food','lots of coffee']
};

var you_get = {
make_a_difference : true,
work_with_top_talent : true,
use_cutting_edge_technologies : true,
work_close_to_customers : true,
use_comic_sans : false,
};

function apply_for_position (you) {
should_apply = true;
for ( var skill in you.skill_sets ){
if (!you.skill_sets[skill]) should_apply = false;
}
if (should_apply && you.want) {
alert ('Apply with LinkedIn or email to jobs@totango.com');
}
};

Contact: jobs@totango.com

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